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Getting into bed was a nightmare this evening.
Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand.
It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode.
- Lawrence M. Krauss
Tim Burton: Hey Johnny, I have this new mov-…
Johnny Depp: Yes.
"this is an OUTRAGE!”
Is this how the skeleton war began
we got skeleton decorations in at my work
if being 100% gay is playing for the other team then i’d like to imagine being pansexual as playing for every team. you just sort of run around between the in and outfields juggling the extra balls and sit a couple innings in the audience eating a hotdog and eventually everyone starts to question whether you even know how to play baseball or not
accomplishment: making a cat sound at a cat and the cat makes a cat sound back
Can we all agree that Avatar had one of the worst movie adaptations of all time.
Like where did these fucking blue people come from. Why are they in space. There’s not even any fucking bending.
my favorite part about working with the birds of prey at the museum I interned at was when the vet would come in and wrap them up in to burritos to weigh them and clip their talons
That eagle looks 1776% done.
↳ Prompt: Gadreel + “Perhaps I will be known as one of the many that gave Heaven a second chance.”
"Masturbation is something that we all do and it hurts no one so it is not wrong. It is natural and beautiful."
I’m going to fucking stab someone. There’s nothing beautiful about being a selfish slut and no, not everyone does it. Fuck you and your sex normative bullshit.
thanks to this beautiful person
i have learned you can be a slut
by performing a sexual act that involves literally no one but yourself